Diary of a Ninja Spy 5: Alien Attack! (Diary of a Sixth Grade Ninja Spy) by Patrick Peter & Thomas William

Author:Patrick, Peter & Thomas,William [Patrick, Peter]
Language: eng
Format: azw3
Publisher: Run Happy Publishing
Published: 2016-09-14T16:00:00+00:00

“My name is Moon Razor, and I am the greatest ninja in the universe,” the alien states proudly. “I have battled hundreds of life-forms over thousands of years, and I am undefeated. I am unbeatable. Until yesterday, there was no doubt that I, Moon Razor, am the greatest ninja in the universe. All life-forms across the galaxies know that I am the ultimate ninja. I am the greatest!”

“Um… sure,” I shrug.

“Then I received your message saying that you are the greatest. This cannot be.”

“Um… like… so… we should just call it a draw and let there be two undefeated ninjas in the universe? Yep, that’s what we should do.”

“No! There cannot be two undefeated ninjas in the universe. I have made it my mission to come here and defeat you. We shall battle to decide who is truly the greatest ninja of all time.”

Oh man, a ninja alien.

I thought a ninja ghost was bad, but this dude is a whole lot worse.

“Blake, what have you done?” Fred says to me, still staring at the alien.

“I have discovered aliens. I’ll go down in history for this,” I whisper.

“You will be history if you can’t sort this out!”

Fred is right.

If Moon Razor is the greatest ninja alien in the universe, then I don’t stand a chance against him. Time to use my massive intellect to sort this out.

“Mr. Moon Razor, sir, we shouldn’t fight. We should be using our powers for good and not for fighting each other. It would be a waste of our ninja talents to combat each other,” I say, scrambling for an idea to get out of this dilemma. “Ninja powers are very special, and we should be friends. We can even be best friends, if you would like.”

“No. We cannot be friends. We must fight, Blake. I have made a bet with my friends that I will crush you. If I lose, I will be cleaning their stinky bathrooms for years! We must fight!” Moon Razor replies as he ties on a headband.

I couldn’t imagine what an alien bathroom is like, but I do know that I wouldn’t want to be cleaning it!

“Look, Mr. Razor, sir, I don’t want to hurt you. I am super-tough and super-strong, and I don’t want to damage your beautiful face,” I lie, trying to get him to calm down.

“We fight now!” he yells.

Well, that didn’t work.

“Why the rush? Can’t we talk first?” I plea.

“No! We fight now! I must get back home before dinner. We are having intergalactic pizza.”

Uh-oh.

How am I going to beat a ninja alien who is 50 stories tall?

Moon Razor could easily defeat me!

I need help from my friends at the Ninja Spy Agency, but I have to get past this guy first!

“Time to fight!” Moon Razor yells as he leaps from the lake and lands in front of me with a perfect crocodile stance.

Whoa, he’s big.

Now that we are toe to toe on land, I realize what my next move must be…

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